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Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.

My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.

The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.

Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.

My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.

3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices.you are one of them.

Faces you make on the toilet: (o_o), (>_<), (0_0), (^_^).

Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.

When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen the feature.

I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.

Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.

Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.

Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday.

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.

Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

My Internet is down today. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible.

Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

I need a good Wifi & Wife.

I used to like my neighbours until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

I was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk.

I want my wallet to come with free refills.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.

Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife? Only shops!

Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed?

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police.

I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys!

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart.

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?

If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.